incredible india : इंडिया देट इज भरात

incredible india :

ये पोस्ट इंग्लिश में है , में अनुवाद नही कर पाया. पर आसान अंग्रेजी  है . 
और यदि कोई महानुभाव कोई अनुवाद टूल से अनुवादित कर सकें तो सब लाभ उठा सकेंगे. 

  


incredible india : 
1. We live in a nation where Rice is Rs.40/- per kg and Sim Card is  free.
2. Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police.
3 Car loan @ 5% but education loan @ 12%.
4. Students with 45% get in elite institutions thru quota system and those with 90% get out because of merit.
5. Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the
money to any  charity. 2 IPL teams are auctioned at 3300 crores and we
are still a poor country where people starve for 2 square meals per
day.
6. Where the footwear, we wear, are sold in AC showrooms, butvegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath.
7. Assembly complex buildings are getting ready within one year while
public transport bridges alone take several years to be completed.
8. Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash
liquids with real lemon. Think about it!
If you cross the The North Korean border illegally, you get ..... 12years hard labour in an isolated prison ..... If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you get ..... detained indefinitely ..... If you
cross the Afghan border illegally, you get ..... shot ..... If youcross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you get ..... jailed ..... If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you get ..... kidnapped and
may be never heard of - again .... If you cross the Venezuelan border  illegally, you get ..... branded as a spy and your fate sealed .....
If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you get ..... thrown into a political prison to rot ..... If you cross the British border
illegally, you get ..... arrested, prosecuted, sent to prison and be
deported after serving your sentence ..... Now .... if you were to cross the Indian border illegally, you get ..... 1 A ration card 2. A passport ( even more than one - if you please ! ) 3. A driver'slicence 4. A voter identity card 5. Credit cards 6. A Haj subsidy 7. Job reservation 8. Special privileges for minorities 9. Government
housing on subsidized rent 10. Loan to buy a house 11. Free education 12. Free health care 13. A lobbyist in New Delhi , with a bunch ofmedia morons and a bigger bunch of human rights activists promoting
your cause 14. The right to talk about secularism, which you have not heard about in your own country ! 15. And of-course ..... voting rights to elect corrupt politicians who will promote your community
for their selfish interest in securing your votes !!! 16. and right to fight election for MLA or MP Hats off ..... to the ..... A. Corrupt and communal Indian politicians B. The inefficient and corrupt Indian
police force C. The silly pseudo-secularists in India , who promote traitors staying here D. The amazingly lenient Indian courts and legal system. That's why people like Afzal Guru are still alive, same will
happen with Kasab. E. WE self centered Indian citizens, who are not bothered about the dangers to our own country. F. The illogicallybrainless human-rights activists, who think that terrorists deserve to be dealt with by archaic laws meant for an era, when human beings were human beings.

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INCREDIBLE INDIA!